Friday, October 7, 2011

Hit The Broom! Dumbass!

So, you're a skip and your team can't hit the broom? Send them a message.

Say you keep missing, and you want to get in your skips good graces with some self deprecation? Get her one of these.

Of course, if you're like me, you can't see from that far anyway so it'll just look like a white blur. Jokes on him, your skips jabs won't mean a thing to you. Then it's just sticking with the tried and true flipping each other off.

Anyway, pick up one of these bad boys. Christmas is coming up, and this will be a swell gift. Even 23 swell gifts!

These are limited edition, so get yours now. Click here to order. They're a little more than a plain head, but you know it will last forever, because the lazy skips never sweep anyway.